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原帖由 Ghibli. 於 2019-6-1 11:00 PM 發表

但小妹已有個對我好好的bf,但bf好忙經常在內地工作,留下小妹一個在香港,很寂寞,本身又好想去嗰樹玩,咁啱又有人請,但小妹怕如果應承去,會比錯訊息這男同士,以為對我有機,又怕bf知道會吃醋,小妹現在好煩惱,大家幫小妹想想。 ...
你想個位男士唔好有幻想就易啦,
當日記得著褲, 攝好d碌野,
唔好比佢扯, 咁佢見你無反應,
就無咁易誤會啦



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原帖由 Assshole 於 2019-6-3 09:14 PM 發表

OPEN YOUR WEST IN FRONT OF HIM
THEN YOU CAN MAKE LOVE
hey, it's a good chance for you to practice your English,
just interpret what I said to the poster
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你想個位男士唔好有幻想就易啦,
當日記得著褲, 攝好d碌野,
唔好比佢扯, 咁佢見你無反應,
就無咁易誤會啦
[ 本帖最後由 mm170240279 於 2019-6-3 09:22 PM 編輯 ]



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原帖由 Assshole 於 2019-6-3 09:23 PM 發表


no fantasy
wear double trousers and keep you penis better
make sure your penis not get up in front of him
them he will be not mood
wow, almost perfect la,
but it's better to use "tuck" instead of "keep"



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原帖由 河原町 於 2019-6-3 09:50 PM 發表


Is that easy for him to tuck?
it depends on how big his trunk is



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原帖由 河原町 於 2019-6-3 09:49 PM 發表


Why don’t let him use English version of “Real Gay Love”?
we only have Chinese version



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原帖由 河原町 於 2019-6-3 09:57 PM 發表


Will u consider to develop English version?
No la, we just help our own people now,



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